Most Harami SalesMan : Laughing Colors

Ek Shopping Mall ne Gujarati ko Salesman "hire" kiya.
"Sale" badhne lagi. Din dugni, raat chauguni.

Boss ne socha is ladke se milna chahiye.
Boss Mall par aaya, usne dekha gujju ladka ek customer ko fishing-rod bech raha tha. Woh door khada ho kar hi usko customer se deal karte dekhne laga.

Ladke ne fishing-rod bech di..
Customer ne kaha kitne rupaye, ladka bola "Rs.800/-". Yeh kahkar gujju ladke ne customer ke Shoes dekhe aur bola, "Itne Mehange shoes pahankar fishing karne jayenge?
Ek Sport shoe bhi kharid lijiye,"
Customer ne sport shoes bhi kharid liye !

Ab ladke ne kaha, "Dariya kinare dhoop mein baithna padega, ek cap bhi kharid lijiye to theek rehega, customer ne cap bhi kharid li !

Ab ladke ne kaha, machli pakadne mein bahut intezar karna padega, kuchh eatables, wafer, biscuits, bhi le jayiye, customer ne woh bhi kharid liye !
Ladka bola,"Machli pakdenge to rakhenge kahan ?"
Yeh ek Rs.100/- ki basket bhi le lijiye,
Customer ne woh bhi kharid li..

Ab total bill bana Rs.2000/- ka.
Boss bahut khush hua..

Usne ladke ko bulaya aur kaha,"tum to kamal ke salesman ho.. Woh aadmi fishing rod kharidane ayaa.. aur tumane usey itna sara samaan bech diya, very good.."

Ladka bola.."Sir, woh aadmi to "Stayfree"
kharidne aayaa tha apni biwi ke liye, meine kaha, "char din tu ghar par kya karega ??? Jaa Machhli Pakad "!=))