Public Toilet Me Baithe Aadmi Ko Sath Baithe Toilet Wale Ki Awaz Ayi...
Kya Haal Hai Yar Wo Ghabra Kar Bola Fine Thik Hu..
Phir Awaz Ayi Kya Kar Rahe Ho .. Usne Kaha Kuch Nai Tumhari Tarah Baitha Hua Hu...
Phir Awaz Ayi Mai Abi Aa Jau Tumhare Pass Kya....
... Aadmi Ghabra Kar Na Na Na Mai Abi Busy Hu...
Tab Awaz Ayi Yaar Mai Baad Me Call Karta Hu Pata Nai Kaun Kamina Dusre Toilet Se Meri Har Baat Ka Jawab De Raha Hai...
1 Pinjre mein kuch totey ek Toti ko ched rahey the...
Jabki dusre pinjre mei ek Tota puja aur dusra tota Namaz padh raha tha,
Maalik ne socha "kitne nek tote hain, inke pinjre me toti ki ijjat safe rahegi."
Maalik ne toti ko nek toton ke pinjre me daal diya..... Jab toti us pinjre me aa gayi toh puja karne wala tota Namaz padhne wale tote se bola...
"Utho Khan sahab dua qubool ho gayi... Item aa gayi.
-Kameene Tote-
..In 2018
Bhikhari: Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de!
MAN: ye le meri MBA ki degree rakh le.
Bhikhari: nhi chahiye,
Tujhe chahiye to meri M.tech ki rakh le...
In 2030 girl:" Dekh yar kya item jaa raha hai.. .
Oye Murgey Tera mobile No.. Kya hai.. ??
. . . . . Boy: "Aap ke ghar me baap, bhai nai hai kya.. ??
. . . . Girl:"baap n bhai sab hai,
par tu nai hai na chikne... tongue emoticon gasp emoticon ....
Ek Accident huaa..
Bahut Bheed jama ho gayi..
Santa ko dekhne ka mauka nahi mil raha tha! . .
usne bahut koshish ki par kucch bnhi dekh paya . .
Santa dimaag laga kar bola
– Ye mera BAAP hai.. . .
Bheed pichhe hati.. . . .
To dekha KUTTA maraa pada... :)))
Wife:"Mehman aa rahe hain aur ghar me Daal k siva kuch nai hai .
Husband:"Jab wo aaye to kitchen me 1 bartan girana, Me pochu to kehna KORMA gir gaya.. .
phir dusra girana, kehna BiRYANi gir gai.. .
fir Me kahuga : chalo Daal hi le aao... . . .
Mehmano k aane k bad
Bartan girne ki awaaz aai.. . .
Husbnd: "Kya hua.. ??" . .
Wife: "Daal hi gir gai manhoos....."
Santa: Yaar ye bata is duniya me kitne desh
hai
Banta: Are pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh
hai
Jiska naam india hai
baki to sab videsh hai.
Apna Bacha Roye to Dil me Dard hota hai,
Dusre ka
Roye toh Sir Mein..
Apni Biwi Roye to Sir mein dard hota hai,
Dusre ki
Roye toh dil mein...
Yeh kaisi maaya!=D
1 admi 2 Cigarettes pee raha tha. .
Wife: 2 Cigarette Q pee rahe ho?
Admi: dost ki yad aa rahi hy, 1 meri aur 1 mere dost ki. . .
kuch din baad admi 1 Cigarette pee raha tha.
Wife: Dost ko bhool gaye kya? . . .
Admi: Nhi bewaqoof, mene Cigarette peena chorr di hy....
ab sirf dost ki pee raha hoon..
Cheetah Cigarette Ka Kash
Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki..
Achanak
Chuha Wahan Aaya Aur Bola,
.
Bhai Chhod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath, Dekho Jungle Kitna
Khubsurat Hai..
.
Cheetah Chuhe Ke Sath Chal
Diya..
.
.
Aage Hathi Cocaine Le Raha
Tha,
.
Chuha Fir Bola, Bhai Chhod Do
Nasha, Aao Mere Sath, Dekho
Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai..
. .
.
Hathi Bhi Sath Chal Diya..
.
.
Aage Sher Whisky Peeney Ki
TayariKar Raha Tha, Chuhe Ne Usse Bhi Woi Kaha..
.
Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha
Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad
Mare..
.
.
Hathi Bola:"Kyun Maar Rahe Ho
Is Bechare Ko.. ??
.
.
Sher Bola:"Ye Saala Roz Charas
peekar Aise Hi Sabko Puri Raat
Jungle Ghumata Hai...
Modern basanti :))
.
Veeru - BASANTI IN KUTTON KE
SAMNE MAT NACHNA,
.
Basanti :- Xcuse me,
Who the hell do u think you are to
order me like this,
U stupid guy using abusive
language,
u bloody fool hanging in the rusty
chain with so obnoxious smell
coming from body,
you keep ur mouth shut,
Nonsense,
Hey Gabbar play the Dj man :=:
grin emoticon :))
Golamaal ha sab Golmaal hai :))))
Boss says to secretary:
For a week, we will go
abroad, so make arrangements. Secretary makes a
call to her Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going
abroad, so look after yourself.
Husband makes call to
secret lover: My wife is
going abroad for a week, so let's
spend the week together.
Secret lover makes a
call to a little boy whom
she is giving private
lessons: I have to work for a week, so you need not come for class
Little boy makes call to his grandfather:
Grandpa, for a week, I
don't have classes 'coz my teacheris busy.
Let's spend the week together.
Grandpa ( d boss )
makes a call to his
Secretary: This week I am spending time with
my grandson. We can't
attend the meeting any longer.
Secretary makes a call
to her husband: My boss hassome
personal matters to attend to, so our trip is cancelled.
Husband makes a call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week
together; my wife has cancelled her trip.
Secret lover makes a
call to little boy whom
she is giving private lessons: This weekwe will have classes as
usual.
Little boy makes a call
to his grandfather:
Grandpa, my teacher
said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't keep you
company.
Grandpa makes a call to his secretary: Don't worry, this week we will attend that
meeting, so make arrangements
.
Question>> Who Controls The Chain?
Kya Haal Hai Yar Wo Ghabra Kar Bola Fine Thik Hu..
Phir Awaz Ayi Kya Kar Rahe Ho .. Usne Kaha Kuch Nai Tumhari Tarah Baitha Hua Hu...
Phir Awaz Ayi Mai Abi Aa Jau Tumhare Pass Kya....
... Aadmi Ghabra Kar Na Na Na Mai Abi Busy Hu...
Tab Awaz Ayi Yaar Mai Baad Me Call Karta Hu Pata Nai Kaun Kamina Dusre Toilet Se Meri Har Baat Ka Jawab De Raha Hai...
---------
Jabki dusre pinjre mei ek Tota puja aur dusra tota Namaz padh raha tha,
Maalik ne socha "kitne nek tote hain, inke pinjre me toti ki ijjat safe rahegi."
Maalik ne toti ko nek toton ke pinjre me daal diya..... Jab toti us pinjre me aa gayi toh puja karne wala tota Namaz padhne wale tote se bola...
"Utho Khan sahab dua qubool ho gayi... Item aa gayi.
-Kameene Tote-
---------
..In 2018
Bhikhari: Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de!
MAN: ye le meri MBA ki degree rakh le.
Bhikhari: nhi chahiye,
Tujhe chahiye to meri M.tech ki rakh le...
---------
Oye Murgey Tera mobile No.. Kya hai.. ??
. . . . . Boy: "Aap ke ghar me baap, bhai nai hai kya.. ??
. . . . Girl:"baap n bhai sab hai,
par tu nai hai na chikne... tongue emoticon gasp emoticon ....
---------
Bahut Bheed jama ho gayi..
Santa ko dekhne ka mauka nahi mil raha tha! . .
usne bahut koshish ki par kucch bnhi dekh paya . .
Santa dimaag laga kar bola
– Ye mera BAAP hai.. . .
Bheed pichhe hati.. . . .
To dekha KUTTA maraa pada... :)))
---------
Husband:"Jab wo aaye to kitchen me 1 bartan girana, Me pochu to kehna KORMA gir gaya.. .
phir dusra girana, kehna BiRYANi gir gai.. .
fir Me kahuga : chalo Daal hi le aao... . . .
Mehmano k aane k bad
Bartan girne ki awaaz aai.. . .
Husbnd: "Kya hua.. ??" . .
Wife: "Daal hi gir gai manhoos....."
---------
hai
Banta: Are pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh
hai
Jiska naam india hai
baki to sab videsh hai.
---------
Dusre ka
Roye toh Sir Mein..
Apni Biwi Roye to Sir mein dard hota hai,
Dusre ki
Roye toh dil mein...
Yeh kaisi maaya!=D
---------
1 admi 2 Cigarettes pee raha tha. .
Wife: 2 Cigarette Q pee rahe ho?
Admi: dost ki yad aa rahi hy, 1 meri aur 1 mere dost ki. . .
kuch din baad admi 1 Cigarette pee raha tha.
Wife: Dost ko bhool gaye kya? . . .
Admi: Nhi bewaqoof, mene Cigarette peena chorr di hy....
ab sirf dost ki pee raha hoon..
---------
Cheetah Cigarette Ka Kash
Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki..
Achanak
Chuha Wahan Aaya Aur Bola,
.
Bhai Chhod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath, Dekho Jungle Kitna
Khubsurat Hai..
.
Cheetah Chuhe Ke Sath Chal
Diya..
.
.
Aage Hathi Cocaine Le Raha
Tha,
.
Chuha Fir Bola, Bhai Chhod Do
Nasha, Aao Mere Sath, Dekho
Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai..
. .
.
Hathi Bhi Sath Chal Diya..
.
.
Aage Sher Whisky Peeney Ki
TayariKar Raha Tha, Chuhe Ne Usse Bhi Woi Kaha..
.
Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha
Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad
Mare..
.
.
Hathi Bola:"Kyun Maar Rahe Ho
Is Bechare Ko.. ??
.
.
Sher Bola:"Ye Saala Roz Charas
peekar Aise Hi Sabko Puri Raat
Jungle Ghumata Hai...
---------
Modern basanti :))
.
Veeru - BASANTI IN KUTTON KE
SAMNE MAT NACHNA,
.
Basanti :- Xcuse me,
Who the hell do u think you are to
order me like this,
U stupid guy using abusive
language,
u bloody fool hanging in the rusty
chain with so obnoxious smell
coming from body,
you keep ur mouth shut,
Nonsense,
Hey Gabbar play the Dj man :=:
grin emoticon :))
---------
Boss says to secretary:
For a week, we will go
abroad, so make arrangements. Secretary makes a
call to her Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going
abroad, so look after yourself.
Husband makes call to
secret lover: My wife is
going abroad for a week, so let's
spend the week together.
Secret lover makes a
call to a little boy whom
she is giving private
lessons: I have to work for a week, so you need not come for class
Little boy makes call to his grandfather:
Grandpa, for a week, I
don't have classes 'coz my teacheris busy.
Let's spend the week together.
Grandpa ( d boss )
makes a call to his
Secretary: This week I am spending time with
my grandson. We can't
attend the meeting any longer.
Secretary makes a call
to her husband: My boss hassome
personal matters to attend to, so our trip is cancelled.
Husband makes a call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week
together; my wife has cancelled her trip.
Secret lover makes a
call to little boy whom
she is giving private lessons: This weekwe will have classes as
usual.
Little boy makes a call
to his grandfather:
Grandpa, my teacher
said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't keep you
company.
Grandpa makes a call to his secretary: Don't worry, this week we will attend that
meeting, so make arrangements
.
Question>> Who Controls The Chain?
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