Japanese Sex Argument :Laughing Colour Jokes

A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex :

Husband : Sukitaki. mojitaka
Wife replies : Kowanini! mowi janakpa
Husband says angrily : Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!
Wife on her knees literally begging : Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!

Husband replies angrily : Na miaou kina Tim kouji!

I can't believe you just sat and tried to read this -- as if you understand Japanese !!!!!
You'll read anything as long as it is about sex. . .

YOU .... need serious help !!!