Funny Mathematics Jokes-funnypictures

The results of statistics

1. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed

2. All polar bears are left-handed

3. If your car is stolen, there's a 10 percent chance it was taken by a Polar bear

1. 39 percent of unemployed men wear spectacles

2. 80 percent of employed men wear spectacles

3. Work stuffs up your eyesight

1. All dogs are animals

2. All cats are animals

3. Therefore, all dogs are cats

1. A total of 4000 cans are opened around the world every second

2. Ten babies are conceived around the world every second

3. Each time you open a can, you stand a 1 in 400 chance of becoming pregnant

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Three is equal to four

Theorem: 3=4

Proof:

Suppose:

a + b = c

This can also be written as:

4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3c

After reorganizing:

4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3c

Take the constants out of the brackets:

4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)

Remove the same term left and right: 4 = 3

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Dollars equal cents

Theorem: 1$ = 1c.

Proof:

And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.

1$ = 100c

= (10c)^2

= (0.1$)^2

= 0.01$

= 1c

Here $ means dollars and c means cents. This one is scary in that I have seen PhD's in math who were unable to see what was wrong with this one. Actually I am cross posting this to sci.physics because I think that the latter makes a very nice introduction to the importance of keeping track of your dimensions.